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Molly. 20. Professional hot mess.

x x x

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

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ghost-anus:

Have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “Oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY they are”

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Just because you miss someone, it doesn’t mean you should go back to them. Sometimes you have to just keep missing them until you wake up one morning and realise that you don’t anymore.

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Yes yea yes yes!!!

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beefjorky:

PLEASE TAG YOUR NSFW!!! seriously like put whos in it and like what porn its from and if i will be able to watch it for free 

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12 hours ago With 75,820 notes #snl

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

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andthatlittleblackdress:

10 Best Taylor Swift Lyrics ; 3.) Dear John

most popular lyric ;
You are an expert at ‘sorry’ and keeping lines blurry
never impressed by me acing your tests
all the girls that you’ve run dry have tired lifeless eyes
because you burned them out
but I took your matches before fire could catch me
so don’t look now
I’m shining like fireworks over your sad empty town.

I’ve seen 4 surprise bitch posts today and that is 4 too many

Had a sweetheart on his knees
So faithful and adoring
And he touched me and I let him love me
So let that be my story

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23 hours ago With 922 notes #spring awakening

thatsmoderatelyraven:

you could spell pennslyvnaia wrong and usually no one notices

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I wanna make Easter eggs but like how pathetic is it for a 20 year old woman to sit alone on a Saturday night and dye eggs that no one but her is going to eat

missingmarilyn:

Marilyn Monroe photographed by André de Dienes, 1945.

missingmarilyn:

Marilyn Monroe photographed by André de Dienes, 1945.

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