I just need help and I don’t know what to do and I’m so fucked up I don’t want to live like this anymore I am so trapped in my own head and I just want to SCREAM
I remember crying over you and I lost so many tears. Now I’m here and I don’t know why I ever cared so much about you.— sad-idol (via sad-idol)
Rent live on broadwayNo other road, no other way, no day but today.
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all